Paris
Paris: The City That Requires Preparation to See Properly
Paris receives around 30 million visitors annually and is, city for city, the most visited place on Earth. The concentration of significant art, architecture, and food in a walkable urban core is unmatched anywhere. The problem is that the tourist infrastructure is calibrated for those 30 million visitors and most of what’s laid on for casual visitors is mediocre or worse. Distinguishing between the two requires knowing where to look.
The Monuments
The Eiffel Tower is better understood on foot than from its platform. If you want the platform: book timed entry online at ticket.eiffeltour.paris at least a week ahead (around €28.30/adult to the summit). Walk past the queue to the booking-holder entrance. Arrive at opening for the most comfortable experience. Gustave Eiffel’s private apartment at the summit, with wax figures of him meeting Edison in 1889, is visible through a window on the top level, an odd detail worth noticing.
The Louvre holds 35,000 objects across nine miles of galleries and receives about 8 million visitors per year. The Mona Lisa is in room 711, behind three layers of glass and typically 30 people deep. If you’re there specifically for it: go at opening (9am) and move directly there. If you’re there for the collection properly: the Egyptian Antiquities section and the Denon Wing Greek sculptures are better uses of time and consistently less crowded. Pre-book timed entry through the Louvre website; it costs nothing extra and skips the queues.
Musée d’Orsay, across the Seine in a converted 1900 railway station, holds the Impressionist collections: Monet, Renoir, Degas, Van Gogh, Cézanne. Book timed entry online; €16/adult. The building is itself worth seeing.
Sainte-Chapelle is the most undervisited significant monument in Paris: a 13th-century Gothic chapel on the Île de la Cité with upper walls that are almost entirely stained glass, 1,113 scenes depicted in 15 windows covering 600 sq metres. The crowds are a fraction of Notre-Dame across the square. Entry around €13; book ahead.
Eating
French bistro food varies enormously in Paris. The distinction between a bistronomie (chef-owned, seasonal menu, serious cooking) and a tourist trap serving frozen food is not always visible from outside.
Le Relais de l’Entrecôte (three locations) serves exactly one thing: steak and fries with a walnut herb sauce. No menu, no reservations; queue outside. Around €30 per person with wine. The sauce is genuinely good and the efficiency is impressive.
Septime in the 11th arrondissement is the most discussed bistronomie of the last decade. Reservations must be made exactly 14 days in advance (the phone line opens at 7am). Dinner around €70 per person without wine.
For breakfast: any neighbourhood boulangerie serves butter croissants and coffee for €4-6. Du Pain et des Idées in the 10th is worth the trip specifically; the croissants and the pavé loaves are both exceptional.
Neighbourhoods
Le Marais (3rd and 4th) has the best density of places to eat, galleries, and the Jewish quarter on Rue des Rosiers. Most young Parisian social life concentrates here.
Canal Saint-Martin (10th) has the less-polished version: independent cafés frequented by people who live there rather than visitors, iron footbridges, a tree-lined canal that is photographed constantly and still worth seeing.
Staying and Getting Around
The Paris Métro covers the city thoroughly; a single trip is €1.73, the Zone 1-2 Navigo weekly pass (Monday to Sunday) costs €22.80 and covers unlimited travel. Central Paris accommodation is expensive; the 10th and 11th arrondissements are cheaper and more interesting than the monument-adjacent areas.